How To Make The Bible Support Any Sexual Practice In 3 Easy Steps
by Hans Fiene, The Federalist:
These three simple steps will help you pave the next mile of the Sexual Liberation Expressway and get those Bible-believing bigots off the road.
In the not-too-distant future, when the transgender wars are over and the stick figure placards for male and female bathrooms have been thrown in the dustbin of history, the sexual progressives will need a new sexual practice to de-stigmatize. Whether it’s incestuous marriage or some other long-oppressed form of sexual expression, the new cause will emerge, desperately in need of a defense. On that day, we will need a liberated theologian to rise from the muck of church prejudice and explain away all those pesky passages of the Bible that prevent dimwitted bigots from embracing the new orthodoxy.
While this task may seem daunting, it can actually be carried out with ease if you follow the very simple formula given to us by Eliel Cruz. In a recent article for The Washington Post, Cruz argues Christians have no legitimate grounds on which to oppose transgenderism because the erroneously-interpreted-for-2,000-years Bible actually praises the practice.
To make this argument, Cruz employs three clever tricks that work for any issue imaginable. So when the gears of the transgender wars have finally ground to a halt and a new scripturally indefensible practice needs to receive a godly benediction, just follow these three easy steps to make the Bible support any sexual practice imaginable, and you can be the hero the progressive world will need.
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